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chrispiine:

behind every great man is me
checkin out dat ass

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droandhoes:

hollmonster:

This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty

i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird

i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes

i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit

this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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